which is usually code for sex toys for people who don't want to put anything called a vibrator on their credit card. I know I always look for a bit of construction play, so now my "Where can I find a bolt for this nut?" line will actually work. Some of these products might seem pretty bizarre, but people are buying them. . Plus, if it's just really cold in your apartment, you can use it to warm your hands. Hey, you could even get really meta and draw a graffiti penis on an actual penis.